Chell jumps into real life - Portal (Ninja of the Night Chell) - Fanime 2011 Masquerade (by ocwajbaum)

Crunchy AI potatoes. 
And now I’m imagining GLaDOS saying “I’m a Poh-TAY-to” patiently to Chell.

Credit unknown, from an email someone sent me.

Crunchy AI potatoes. 

And now I’m imagining GLaDOS saying “I’m a Poh-TAY-to” patiently to Chell.

Credit unknown, from an email someone sent me.

The companion cube cannot continue through the testing. State and local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it. — GLaDOS
It’s been a long time…
Rather fantastic fan art of an anthropomorphic GLaDOS. 

It’s been a long time…

Rather fantastic fan art of an anthropomorphic GLaDOS. 

Portal - Have I lied to you?

Portal - Have I lied to you?

We’re a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I ki—
Wait… I guess I haven’t killed you yet. Hm.


Food for thought during this next test.

GLaDOS in Portal 2
GLaDOS Again - Portal 2 fan art of GLaDOS’ reappearance by RavenGazer on DeviantART
Oh.  It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really  busy being dead. You know… after you murdered me. Look. We’ve both  said a lot of things we’re going to regret. But I think we can put our  differences behind us. For science. You monster.

GLaDOS Again - Portal 2 fan art of GLaDOS’ reappearance by RavenGazer on DeviantART

Oh. It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know… after you murdered me. Look. We’ve both said a lot of things we’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

Because I’m A Potato – Poster Print
Things nobody did before you showed up:
Murdered me
Put me in a potato
Fed me to birds

Because I’m A Potato – Poster Print

Things nobody did before you showed up:

  1. Murdered me
  2. Put me in a potato
  3. Fed me to birds
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. GLaDOS, about The Weighted Companion Cube
What’s wrong with being adopted? Um, well. Um, lack of parents. — Wheatley, Portal 2