Chell jumps into real life - Portal (Ninja of the Night Chell) - Fanime 2011 Masquerade (by ocwajbaum)

Crunchy AI potatoes.
And now I’m imagining GLaDOS saying “I’m a Poh-TAY-to” patiently to Chell.
Credit unknown, from an email someone sent me.
We’re a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I ki—
Wait… I guess I haven’t killed you yet. Hm.
Food for thought during this next test.
GLaDOS Again - Portal 2 fan art of GLaDOS’ reappearance by RavenGazer on DeviantART
Oh. It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know… after you murdered me. Look. We’ve both said a lot of things we’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
Because I’m A Potato – Poster Print
Things nobody did before you showed up:
- Murdered me
- Put me in a potato
- Fed me to birds



