The Weighted Companion Cube never stabbed me directly, but its constant and deliberate non-communication throughout the game caused me to die several times. I even gave it the nice headset!
(via Portal: Companion Cube by ~RishiRamraj on deviantART)
Want to make your own Companion Cube?

The Weighted Companion Cube never stabbed me directly, but its constant and deliberate non-communication throughout the game caused me to die several times. I even gave it the nice headset!

(via Portal: Companion Cube by ~RishiRamraj on deviantART)

Want to make your own Companion Cube?

Adding a self defense mechanism to the Companion Cube was widely regarded as a bad idea. That didn’t stop Aperture Science. Meet the antagonist of Portal 3.
Although, come to think of it, it wouldn’t be much of a boss fight. It’s not like the Cube could taunt you, lie to you, beg for mercy or run away.
 (via Stabby Companion Cube by ~Ankhareon on deviantART)

Adding a self defense mechanism to the Companion Cube was widely regarded as a bad idea. That didn’t stop Aperture Science. Meet the antagonist of Portal 3.

Although, come to think of it, it wouldn’t be much of a boss fight. It’s not like the Cube could taunt you, lie to you, beg for mercy or run away.

 (via Stabby Companion Cube by ~Ankhareon on deviantART)

Apple begins with an ‘Ap’ and ends with an ‘e’. So does Aperture Science. Co-incidence? Or the only warning we will get?
via iPortal 1 by ~CheesenessTheGreat on deviantART)

Apple begins with an ‘Ap’ and ends with an ‘e’. So does Aperture Science. Co-incidence? Or the only warning we will get?

via iPortal 1 by ~CheesenessTheGreat on deviantART)

cal-cla:

I rescued Wheatley. :D
Now he’s floating around in my room.
:D
(made out of polystyrene and some wire)


Wheatley’s lost. Lost in space.

cal-cla:

I rescued Wheatley. :D

Now he’s floating around in my room.

:D

(made out of polystyrene and some wire)

Wheatley’s lost. Lost in space.

geeksngamers:

Portal 2 Turret Poster Ad - by Hida Kuma


Yes, that is probably true. Humans do not instantly fall over and shut down when other humans firing bullets are lifted up and aimed at them.
There’s some screaming and leaking involved, and more gloating from GLaDOS afterwards. 

geeksngamers:

Portal 2 Turret Poster Ad - by Hida Kuma

Yes, that is probably true. Humans do not instantly fall over and shut down when other humans firing bullets are lifted up and aimed at them.

There’s some screaming and leaking involved, and more gloating from GLaDOS afterwards. 

(via frickiefrackle-deactivated20140)

….why is the t-shirt not on fire? T-SHIRTS ARE FLAMMABLE. LEMONS CAUSE FIRE.

shirtoid:

Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemons available at Level Up Studios

….why is the t-shirt not on fire? T-SHIRTS ARE FLAMMABLE. LEMONS CAUSE FIRE.

shirtoid:

Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemons available at Level Up Studios

It’s been a long time…
Rather fantastic fan art of an anthropomorphic GLaDOS. 

It’s been a long time…

Rather fantastic fan art of an anthropomorphic GLaDOS. 

I’M ON A TRAIN
GOTTA GO TO… the next station! Train! TRAIN! Train! I’m the train police! You’re guilty… of being on a train! I’m on a train! I’M ON A … horse.

INTRODUCING THE WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SERVICEThe APERTURE INSTITUTE OF NATURAL PHILOSOPHY uses the cutting edge principles of SCIENCE and INGENUITY to rid YOU, our dedicated customer, from the shocking indignities of modern living. We are PROUD to present our latest in Steam Powered Servitude Devices!A small number of our clientele found issue with the superior level of efficiency, intelligence and occasional genocidal tendencies of our previous product, however, the WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SYSTEM exhibits NONE of the aforementioned traits!The WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SYSTEM meets the qualities you enjoy daily in your inferior human servants: mild to generous ineptitude, complete ignorance of safety standards and a Lower Class accent with which to respond despondently to your berating remarks.Buy one now and fire your existing house staff today!



Fact Core: “Steam locomotives generate around 6,000 horsepower, or 6 elephant power. Only steam powered servants should travel at 60 mph, as at these speeds the human brain will explode.”
Wheatley: “Now, now I don’t want to panic anyone but there might be a slight problem coming up with the track ahead being a little bitnot there. …it’s okay, it’s okay, I’ve got a plan!”Adventure Core: "Well, why don’t ya just leave it to me, Sir Richard Barnibus Linconsford the 4th! Why, there was this one time when I was adventuring through darkest Africa, my trusty pistol in one hand and a tiger on the other…"Space Core: “Bored of trains now. Wanna ride a horse. Wanna ride a horse wanna ride a horse.”

I’M ON A TRAIN

GOTTA GO TO… the next station! Train! TRAIN! Train! I’m the train police! You’re guilty… of being on a train! I’m on a train! I’M ON A … horse.

INTRODUCING THE WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SERVICE

The APERTURE INSTITUTE OF NATURAL PHILOSOPHY uses the cutting edge principles of SCIENCE and INGENUITY to rid YOU, our dedicated customer, from the shocking indignities of modern living. We are PROUD to present our latest in Steam Powered Servitude Devices!

A small number of our clientele found issue with the superior level of efficiency, intelligence and occasional genocidal tendencies of our previous product, however, the WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SYSTEM exhibits NONE of the aforementioned traits!

The WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SYSTEM meets the qualities you enjoy daily in your inferior human servants: mild to generous ineptitude, complete ignorance of safety standards and a Lower Class accent with which to respond despondently to your berating remarks.

Buy one now and fire your existing house staff today!


Fact Core: “Steam locomotives generate around 6,000 horsepower, or 6 elephant power. Only steam powered servants should travel at 60 mph, as at these speeds the human brain will explode.”

Wheatley: “Now, now I don’t want to panic anyone but there might be a slight problem coming up with the track ahead being a little bitnot there. …it’s okay, it’s okay, I’ve got a plan!”

Adventure Core: "Well, why don’t ya just leave it to me, Sir Richard Barnibus Linconsford the 4th! Why, there was this one time when I was adventuring through darkest Africa, my trusty pistol in one hand and a tiger on the other…"

Space Core: “Bored of trains now. Wanna ride a horse. Wanna ride a horse wanna ride a horse.

I see you… flash game


Portal Turret - Flash by =Ccarcia3 on deviantART

Click the turret and it will see you.