The lurking Turret King watches over the massed rows of the Turret Chorus, all focussed on the squat little white conductor turret at the front.

(screencap grabbed from Wheatley’s Song. And if you haven’t heard his song, go watch it, you potato!)

The lurking Turret King watches over the massed rows of the Turret Chorus, all focussed on the squat little white conductor turret at the front.

(screencap grabbed from Wheatley’s Song. And if you haven’t heard his song, go watch it, you potato!)

geeksngamers:

Portal 2 Turret Poster Ad - by Hida Kuma


Yes, that is probably true. Humans do not instantly fall over and shut down when other humans firing bullets are lifted up and aimed at them.
There’s some screaming and leaking involved, and more gloating from GLaDOS afterwards. 

geeksngamers:

Portal 2 Turret Poster Ad - by Hida Kuma

Yes, that is probably true. Humans do not instantly fall over and shut down when other humans firing bullets are lifted up and aimed at them.

There’s some screaming and leaking involved, and more gloating from GLaDOS afterwards. 

(via frickiefrackle-deactivated20140)

Turret Choir

  • Italian:
  • Cara bel, cara mia bella.
  • Mia bambina, a tra che la stima che la stima.
  • A cara mia, addio!
  • Mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana si lontana de scienza?
  • Cara cara mia bambina.
  • A mia bel.
  • A mia cara.
  • A mia cara.
  • A mia bambina.
  • A cara, cari a mi!
  • English:
  • My dear, beautiful darling.
  • My child that I admire.
  • To my dear, farewell!
  • My dear girl, why don't you stay away, yes away from science?
  • My dear, dear girl.
  • To my lovely.
  • To my dear.
  • To my dear.
  • To my Child.
  • My dear, dear to me!
I’m different… — The Different Turret, Portal 2

An experiment to see how test subjects respond to the Portal 2 Turret opera performed a capella (‘group singing’ with no instruments).

Papercraft model of a turret by billybob884 on DeviantART.

PDF of pages 1-2
PDO of Pieces (PePaKuRa file)

Papercraft model of a turret by billybob884 on DeviantART.

The Different Turret.

The Different Turret.